WispyPixie64: it's like, you see him clothed, and you're like "eh....
yeah... whatever."
WispyPixie64: but then he takes off his shirt and you're like "OH LORDY I'M GOING TO FAINT"
JBLprincess:
o ya baby, guys without shirts is like, shoot me now and i'll die a happy woman!
JBLprincess: how can u be tired when u had that many mountain dews!!
MASTERSigma59:
i built up an immunity
JBLprincess: people can just make me so mad at the world sometimes.
i mean, sometimes it only takes one or two to bring everything else crappy in the world to the surface. do u ever feel like
that?
Shorty Monroe: all the time
JBLprincess: it kinda sucks :-(
Shorty Monroe: yeah
Shorty Monroe: i also get
sudden feelings like sumtimes i just really wanna make out with some hot blonde
Shorty Monroe: ever get that?
Shorty
Monroe: haha
JBLprincess: o, all the time
Dirtbikerbum: you.......you......anti-slut!
Dirtbikerbum: which
can be a bad thing!
ABeachGurl89: kelsey luvs ya!
Ax460: yeah and im lovin it
Ax460:
cuz i love her
JBLprincess: lovin that your loved?
Ax460: yeah and that im lovin
popgurlsinger: you smoke pot??
Dirtbikerbum: what did he say?
JBLprincess: when he said that he wanted to wait till he got married and i said me too and he said, "u wanna
get married so we can f***?"
Dirtbikerbum: ha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
weedwhacker777: how was dance?
JBLprincess: grrrrreat
weedwhacker777:
like the frosted flakes guy?
JBLprincess: ya!! tony!!!!
weedwhacker777: excuse me it's tony the tiger
JBLprincess:
whoa buddy, i was usin his nickname, u know, cuz we're close buds
weedwhacker777: i don't think you are
weedwhacker777:
cuz me and him are tight
weedwhacker777: and he hasn't said anything about stephanie
JBLprincess: i dunno, he hasn't
mentioned ice paq to me yet
weedwhacker777: he hasn't said much about anything besides his cereal
JBLprincess: ya, he's
a lil obsessed, it gets kinda annoying, doesn't it?
Ax460: yeah me and justin shirtless.....comon, what more could you
ask for....!!! haha
JBLprincess: not too much!
BigBadandSexy6: I'm funny
JBLprincess: o ya, hilarious
weedwhacker777: did charles tell you i was gay?
JBLprincess: haha,
ya
weedwhacker777: don't believe him
JBLprincess: i didn't
weedwhacker777: ok phew my secrets safe then
JBLprincess:
ya, it's ok bryce, this is a safe place
BigBadandSexy6: ya well u know my mom she has magic powers.....i
think
JBLprincess: of course!
BigBadandSexy6: she always knows when i sneak down and get food in the middle of the night
she must have super hearing
BigBadandSexy6: or its the fact i fell down the sairs knocked over the book case which knocked
over the chair which hit the lamp but idk
JBLprincess: ya, that could be it
Me: Mom, you forgot to put Boca burgers on the grocery list.
Mom:
I didn't think that Dad could handle all the different choices.
[Dad walks out of the pantry with 2 Pirouette cookies sticking
out of his nose]
Me: Maybe you're right.
Dad: Maybe I'll pick up the Sports Illustrated for this month, too.
Me:
Oh my gosh, it's the swimsuit edition.
Dad: That's not the reason that I would get it.
Me: Ooooh, just like people get
Playboy for the articles?
Dad: Exactly! There are more articles in Playboy than pictures.
Mom: Psh. There are not!
Me:
And of course you would know, right, Dad?
Dad: Of course!
Mom: And sad to say, I do too.
Me: Okay guys! That's enough!
No more!
Erica: I have this professor named Les. His wife's name is Lesley
and so he goes by Les.
Me: Wait, his name is Les Les!?!?
FisherMan8989: dont do anythin u will regret
FisherMan8989: vent
steph vent
JBLprincess: lol, i won't, i'm just going insane
FisherMan8989: ok that is more comforting
Me: You just don't say that to your girlfriend!
Kels: I know!
I'd be like, "Get out of me!"
Taylor: Look at them. Steph and Erin might as well be twins.
Ashley
E: Steph's having twins!?
(after showing my homecoming picture to the cheer girls)
Girls:
“Are you guys still together?”
Me: “No.”
Girls: “Will he always be your boo?”
“After
your first kiss, did you tell him how to put his lips?”
“Did you ever wipe your lips?”
The Scenario: Erica’s eating dried apricots. She drops one
and can’t find it. She leans forward to see if it fell on the floor or onto her other hand. Finally, we both see it
resting on her chest.
The Classic Line: “Hey look! It’s a booby trap!”
(**Ok, so maybe you had to
be there…**)
Kelsi: Is it possible to get cornered in a round room?
Ben: It is
if you're blonde.
Me: O sad!
Elaine: I think it's funny...
Me: I'm gonna go get my pants on...whoa! I mean shoes, I'm gonna go get my shoes on...I'm
wearing pants!
Ashley: She won't be in half an hour...
Kelsey: Ashley!
Kiley: You're blonde, aren't you?
Me: Yes...
Kiley: You're not dumb though!
Luv28255: ya it's stupid
JBLprincess: girls ARE stupid
Luv28255: we are beyond stupid,
there is no word for our emense stupidity
Luv28255: o wait! emense stupidity! that works!
K o e t j eT 24: i'd marry your cat to get into the family
JBLprincess:
i don't have a cat
K o e t j eT 24: ya u do...
*Kelsey's coughing profusely*
Me: Are you dying!?
Kelsey: Does
it turn you on?
Me: You know it, baby!
Jocelyn: Do you think they celebrate Christmas in their country?
Me: I dunno...ask 'em.
It can't be as bad as when I asked if they celebrate Thanksgiving!
Jocelyn: ...do they?
Me: No, because that's when
the pilgrims came to America, remember?
Jocelyn: Ooooh ya!
JBLprincess: have you ever seen pearl harbor (the movie of course)?
Luv28255: i have
JBLprincess:
mmmm...josh hartnett...!!
Luv28255: ben should have died...not josh, josh is way hotter!
Jocelyn: My mom used to work with the babies in the hospital and there was this one named
Semen!
Me: At least his last name wasn't White!!
Jocelyn: O my gosh! Then, on the birth certificate, it would say, "White,
Semen."
Me: HA!!!!!
*both start laughing hysterically*
Patrick: Damn those Christians.
Me: I think you just sinned!
jiggysnitz: how bout you use my imagination
JBLprincess: that was
hott
jiggysnitz: of course
jiggysnitz: now you just gotta use it on me
JBLprincess: haha yeeya
jiggysnitz: ya
know, for a chick, you're really horny
JBLprincess: AH!!!! omg!!! alright, i'll calm down.
jiggysnitz: no no, dont do
that
jiggysnitz: for the love of god dont do that!!!!
jiggysnitz: actually...turn it off and save it up like some kind
of horny battery
jiggysnitz: and then plug it in at the weekend
JBLprincess: haha! o wow...
