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(at bottom of Farm entrance)"I've decided that I'm always going to
get off here from now on because I never exercise and this is as good as it gets."
-Ashley Diaz
"I'm wearing my skank tank!"
"Hey, I'm gonna leave the chat room...cuz
it's really confusing...so I'll talk to you all in little box things."
"Boys suck and we should talk about them behind their backs."
"From all the quotes you have of me, I sound like either a bitch
or a slut...and I'm okay with that!"
-Kelsey Todd
"I can copy it for you on my color black and white copier."
about
Purnell: "If I were a violent person, I'd smoosh his head."
"You do have a nice butt, though."
"Choo-BOCK-AHH!"
"Congrats on the Tolo askage of hott senior firefighter who has many
hott senior firefighter friends!!!!" <<haha Erin you're so adorable!
"Do we have to watch the Sonics game? I don't like football!"
-Erin Calcagni
"Ooh, I get it now, the president, not a bush!"
"Would I lie to
you? Well, maybe I would, but I'm not right now!"
"These little balls are kinda fun to play with."
"He's a very pretty guy!"
-Bryce Harris
"'What's the diagnosis doctor?' 'She died of...horrible music. I'm
so sorry.'"
"Stephanie! You are by far the weirdest person I know."
-Melissa Gollofon
"That's pansy pop. I drink the Jack Daniels of pop, the tequila of
soda, the vodka of lite beer, it's like diesel towards unleaded. Now I'm spent, that's bad. 1 month without new material,
goddamn. [Upgrade] Trevor 2.0. New and improved with the ability to read minds...and most ingredient labels."
"I need some
bacon."
"If I quit hi-cap, Purnell would win. I'm not doin this in high school. I'll go back to bein an idiot."
"I'm
in Mann, now I know what it's like to be surrounded by idiots. I stopped doing the group thing. I stop to look at where they
are and I see that I'm ahead...by two investigations."
-Trevor Sodorff (who else?)
"When our power goes out, everything goes out besides the phone.
That means no cable. Uhhh, I live off of cable and raisens. Yum raisens."
"I like in my dirtbike handbook, do not mix drugs
and alcohol while riding, while the chapter is called is your youngster ready to ride?"
"If I was a chick, I think I'd
be a lesbian because I couldn't deal with guys' shit."
"Mini-titties!"
"I'm waiting for porn."
"I used to be all like, 'Boobies! Hey look, that's cool...hey boobies
again. What's on tv? Are you still here?" <<no worries, ladies! he's not like that anymore!
-Brent Hunsinger
"Let's grab some vegies and vegetate."
"Fine, scratch the shake!"
-Ben Llanes
"Chode!"
-my math group
"Do you ever get so cold that your teeth shatter?"
"Just because
you're in special ed...oh! Get it? His name's Ed!"
"I was born in Alaska but I'm also French. I'm a French-kimo!"
"Stop
fleshing me!"
-ATN Aridj
"Are you kidding?" "Ya, no."
-Ed LaCava and Phil Brewer
"Your first pointe shoes are like your first boyfriend. You can't
get too attached. You've gotta have your options."
-Katie (dance instructor)
"I have a Spanish test tomorrow and spelling counts. I can't even
spell English words! What am I going to do?"
-Emily Routh
"You only have one life to live, if you live it by other people's
standards and through other peoples eyes, you will never truly be satisfied."
"I'm always cute!"
"I'm delicious!"
"Dan!
Just sit down for a second!!"
"I found manpons!"
"Life is not meant to be lived for the begginings and the ends but
rather for the space and time in between."
"You're like the girl version of a pimp!"
-Ben Wegley
"That is a wise choice, young grasshopper."
"I just need a blonde fuck buddy, or a decent relationship..."
"I want a relationship and if the biproduct is fucking, so be it."
"Steph, I fricken
love you!"
-Kiley Brehm
"Look at all the coupons!"
"Top Ramen is like, the best food on
the Earth! Have you ever had that?" (Jason:) "No, Dan, I've never had Top Ramen..."
"Shwang!"
"Ben! Ben! What did the
watermelons do? I'll look it up in my POCKET DICTIONARY!"
-Dan Voth
"Have a nice shower and don't get wet."
-Justin Olson
"It's not nice to laugh at someone...it's actually hilarious!"
-Chris Silva
"Wow, that's hot."
-Mike Monroe and Bryce Harris
"It's really hot. I need to...vacuum topless."
"Steph, you’re
gonna be a really hott grandma."
-Erica Quigley (sis)
"Why do girls always run away from the guys who try to make
them happy and try so hard for the guys who don't even care?"
-Kelsi Nymon
"Roger that?! *cershck* over."
"This bites major barnacles!"
"We're 'comb it' and 'spoon it' buddies!"
-Alli Nakatsu
(describing Jostin's hand in poker) "The cards on the table are like saying Jostin's good
looking. You know he's good looking but you don't know if he's got the heart, which is the cards he's holding."
(**nice analogy!**)
-Mikey
"Girls are trouble...throw rocks at them!"
-Josh ...
"I don't want to spit in front of boys!"
-Emma Lund
"These mosquito bites will transform into BIG SAMMYS!!" <<describing her boobs!
haha!
-Emily Durham
"Just remember one thing...TROJAN MAAAAAN!!"
"God, I'm so horny!!"
"Cheer is so much more fun when we're horny!"
-Laura East
"I can't wait until I get you for Christmas."
"Jaysen! We're laughing at you because you're gay!" <<kinda had to be there
-Tim Koetje
"Ugh! It smells like vomit, throw up, and tractors!"
-Katie Leask
"It was the best thing I could have ever woken up to." <<awwww!!
-Andy Kapfer
"Stephanie! You're filthy!"
"The stomach roll!? I can't do THAT! I JUST learned to
shimmy...but I can't do it with a bra on..."
-Ashley Nold
"You booser!"
"You tease!" <<what is this!?
-Nick Black
"Then we got some Jack in the Crack..."
-Ethan Marcoux
"My sister wants everyone to wake up at 5:30 to open presents. I don't care if it's Christmas
or not, that's unholy!"
-Nick Smith
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